- In combat, tanks "wiggle"
- One guy controlled the entire tank
- Tanks fought entirely alone, without supply trucks or maintenance crews or planes or any non-mobile pieces such as anti-tank crews, artillery, etc
- All tanks ever put to paper were produced
- All tanks of all nations were always mixed-up together, always. E.g., there was never a side of all german or all russian tanks
- Once a crew fought enough in their tank, they got the next tank up which was always an upgrade
- All tanks followed a linear progression. None were ever simultaneously made. All tanks had parents and children, just like bible characters
- Militaries bought stuff for the tanks with pure silver and pure gold -- coins
- When a tank blew up, no one ever got out
- Tanks had ponies on them
- Related to the last point: some tanks were painted pink
- Tanks were not in armies or did not report to national govts. No, they formed into "clans"
- These "clans" were both "scrub" and "elite"
- Tank wheels were hexagonal
- Tank guns were solid with fake holes in the ends of them
- When not running their tanks, tankers gathered into a large "forum" and insulted each other
Note, original title for this post was: "WVGHTMATW what video games have taught me about tank warfare"
^What wiggling may look like.... |
You just need a good tier 2 buddy to pew pew with. I've been gone for a week.
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